"Drewisms"

D: Mommy, when are you having your baby?
M: Sweetie, Mommy isn't having a baby. There is no baby in my belly. (Getting a little offended at this point.)
D: Yes you are Mommy, you are having two. One there and one there! (pointing to my breasts.)
M: Ohhhhhhhh. Honey, those are Mommy's breasts. There are no babies in there.
D: What is in there?
M: Ummmm.... Mommy used to feed you and your brother Mommy's milk, but not anymore.
D: O.K. They are nice to lay on though. (Then used my chest as a pillow for the remainder of his cartoon.)

D: Mommy, where is Daddy?
M: Daddy is at work.
D: Why?
M: Because Daddy has to make money.
D: (Matter of Factly) Because it is a rich man's world, huh Mommy? (He listens to Mama Mia in Erin's car on the way to preschool.)

In praying the Our Father:
D: "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Nemo."